Too-Rye-Ay (1982)
Thoughts Before Listening
Scott
Things I knew about Dexys Midnight Runners prior to writing this:
- Theyโre from the UK – England, to be specific, although my brain really wants them to be from Ireland.
- Their hit was fun and folksy, with lots of strings.
- There isnโt an apostrophe in Dexys, which makes me twitch.
Things I know about Dexys Midnight Runners now that Iโve done a bit of research:
- Too-Rye-Ay has a string section and a horn section. I have high hopes.
- The word Dexys is derived from Dexedrine, which is essentially Speed (the drug, not the movie). Midnight Runners indeed.
I didnโt know they had a horn section before this – Iโm psyched now. To the headphones!
Weh-Ming
Everyone knows โCome On Eileenโ. Everybody. I bet you could go into the deepest darkest forests of the Amazon and hum a few bars and within a few minutes youโll have a party.
This is our first foray into a new decade, and Iโm excited about that. I love the music of the 80โs. Check that – I love the music that I listened to in the 80โs, which admittedly were only the hits. The rest that didnโt surviveโฆ well, this is a good chance for us to really put our little experiment to the test.
Other Songs of Note

The icing on the cake
โThe Celtic Soul Brothers (More Please)โ – 8 points
Scott (5 points)
This one comes right at you – it is punchy and dynamic. The strings are right there in the front. I canโt hear the horns, but the strings are prominent. This doesnโt really sound like anything else I can think of. I say this very positively – so much of music tends towards homogeneity that itโs delightful to hear something different, as long as it is as well executed as this is.
Weh-Ming (3 points)
It reminds me of a Maritime kitchen band. I donโt have a great sense of what theyโre saying most of the time – thankfully there are lyrics. I liked this song. I am going to start off with a strong 3 points for this track, and weโll see where the rest of the album goes.
โJackie Wilson Said (I’m in Heaven When You Smile)โ – 7 points
WEh-Ming (4 points)
I like this song. It sounds like what youโd expect this kind of song to sound like from the 80โs if that makes any sense at all. If youโd told me that he was singing โIโm in heavenโ, I would have been just as surprised as I was when I read the lyrics.
Scott (3 points)
Another one with fantastic string / horn interplay. Itโs actually kind of neat to have rock music with the guitar so downplayed in the mix. I mean, I know itโs there (the credits tell me so) but Iโm not sure I can hear it at all. Bass? Lots and lots of bass. Banjo sometimes? Yes. Guitar? I donโt hear it. I think this song is actually the horn section highlight for me.
โAll in All (This One Last Wild Waltz)โ – 6 points
Scott (4 points)
One two three, one two three, one two three. Yep, itโs a waltz. I really enjoy the female backing vocals in this one, along with the violin/banjo. Oh no. The lead vocals remind me of half of The Flight of the Conchords (Bret McKenzie) and now thatโs all I can hear.
Weh-Ming (2 points)
I like the weirdness of this song and his voice (which I can sort of understand better here). Someone who knows music better than me can tell if this is actually a waltz, but going back to my 8 AM Movement class in university, it has the beat of a waltz. This is a closing time song.
โLet’s Make This Preciousโ – 3 points
Scott (2 points)
There are the horns! Strings and horns! And barely intelligible singing! You donโt hear strings and horns playing off of each other very often in music, and I really enjoy it. A flute outro! Special shout out to the very capable bassline that holds this whole thing together. The song even calls out guitars as โtoo noisy and crude.โ I should have taken this as a sign that electric guitar would be nowhere to be found.
Weh-Ming (1 points)
I liked the strings and the horns are crazy in this, but it didnโt make me as happy as the first track.

What we would put on our personal mixtapes
“Old“
Scott (1 point)
Lovely message about listening to and respecting the elderly – learning from their wisdom. I really enjoy the violin line in this one. Very methodical song, with its progression and various instrument parts, and it works very well. Cough cough. Get off of my lawn!
Weh-Ming Comment
You know how much I like when two tracks lead into each other, and while this isnโt seamless it was a nice transition.
This is a morality song – we donโt treat our elders very well. The message is good along with a good riff, but itโs a little heavy handed and slow for my liking. But then again, Iโm not old so the song isnโt directed to me. Itโs directed to old people who like slow songs that pander to themโฆ Cough cough Scott. Old people, yeesh.
The end of the song tricks you into thinking that itโs the start of the next song? I donโt get it. Maybe itโs because old people forget what theyโre listening to?
Final Thoughts
Scott
Iโll be honest – It took a minute to adapt to this album. Iโm used to rock music where horns and strings are the supporting players, while the guitar (and even keyboards) take center stage on the melodies. This is, well, different. Thereโs guitar on this album – I know this because the credits tell me so. If they didnโt, Iโm not sure I would have known. The strings and horns are the primary melody makers here, with banjo, organ, accordion, and even flute (!) helping out. Thereโs a great rhythm section laying down the backbone of most songs – a traditional electric bass player and drummer doing what one would expect.
With this in mind, I went through a couple phases of listening to Too-Rye-Ay:
- Oh neat, horns and strings!
- Hey, whatโs the deal, where are the guitars?
- Iโm not sure I can do this.
- Oh, the horns and strings are filling in for the guitars. Interesting.
- Iโve fully come to terms with this divergence from standard band structure, and Iโm down with it.
At the end of this journey, getting five songs that I enjoyed wasnโt too difficult. Itโs a little odd that it ended up being the first five songs on the album. Iโm thinking these songs have the most traditional structure – once you get into the back half of the album, things get a little more experimental and non-standard.
This is the sort of album I love to discover – Iโd never likely have listened to more than the hit without this exercise. But because of it, Iโve got a bunch of songs now that I had never heard that I can pull out when the mood strikes me. Too-Rye-Ay, indeed.
Weh-Ming
Overall, I liked the album. It was completely different than I anticipated – I had no idea they were not from the US. I think the first half of the album is better than the second before finishing with โCome On Eileenโ.
Also, now that I understand why I had so much trouble understanding the words to โCome On Eileenโ – roughly 80% of the entire album is unintelligible to me. But itโs entertaining gibberish!
Yeah But What Else
Scott
Down the Rabbit Hole (Additional listening inspired by this weekโs review.)
Dexys Midnight Runners – โGenoโ – Pre-Too-Rye-Ay Dexys. Listening to how prominent the horns are in this one, itโs easy to see why they werenโt super-pleased when the strings were brought in and given such high billing.
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah – โThe Skin of My Yellow Country Teethโ – American vs. British. Guitar driven vs. virtually no guitar. This song came to mind a couple times through listening – I think itโs just because both use their wailing voices as instruments. I can see how it wouldnโt be everyoneโs jam, but this one gets its hooks into my brain in a powerful way.
Flight of the Conchords – โRobotsโ – About as far from Dexys as it gets, but I mentioned them due to Bret McKenzieโs vocal similarities to Dexysโs lead singer. This song cracks me up every time.
Weh-Ming
Weird Al has never done a parody of Dexys Midnight Runners. It could have been, as Too Rye Ay came out in 1982 and Weird Alโs first album came out in 1983. But at 4:47 long, itโs 50% longer than the longest song on his debut album.
Iโd be tempted to cut โStop Dragginโ My Car Aroundโ, but it is the only Tom Petty parody heโs done and that would be a shame. It could also be argued to cut โRickyโ, but that was also his first music video ever and Tress MacNeille is in it too. No, you canโt cut any of the parodies out, they have to stay.
Which only leaves his originals. While I love them, some of them arenโt awesome. โGotta Boogieโ is, I believe, the weakest original Al song ever – even though I loved dancing around as a kid pretending to have a boogie on my fingerโฆ Yes, I was definitely pretendingโฆ
Iโve done the math, and the closest you can get to the 4:47 of โCome On Eileenโ is to cut both โSuch a Groovy Guyโ and โMr Frump in the Iron Lungโ. And while many people may say that losing โSuch a Groovy Guyโ is not a huge loss, there is no way that I can fathom a world in which โMr Frump in the Iron Lungโ does not exist.
Another great review. I bought this on vinyl years ago, for the one hit nostalgia. This album was sadly undervalued on a global scale.
Also, 4+2 does not equal 7, so were you guys on ‘Dexy”? ๐
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One bonus point for Roger for the sharp math skills.
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